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MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.
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i especially like that one... good stuff.
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EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.
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i don't get this one, probably because it's written for a British reader... what's a CV? and i'm assuming "the bin" means the garbage/rubbish bin?