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*giggles* This might be the flu meds, but this is hilarious. SCREW EM!!
And I can't stop staring at the kid and wondering how much practicing it took. Can you imagine his parents running lines with him?
No, no, no, Jimmy. When you say 'screw em', say it with -conviction-!
Man. See, this is why I should never have children. This is the kind of random crap I would make them do. Whole re-done sections of movies. Pulp fiction. Clerks. Oh yes, my friends...oh yes. Gathering their little friends from around the neighborhood and scheduling 'playdates' which are, in reality, just practice so that I can finally play out some of those crazy dance scenes from Moulin Rouge.
DAMNIT, Cindy! I know that those heels are hard to dance in, but at least your skirt's high enough you can't trip on it. Now take it once more from the top. And I'm not going to tell you again; -SLUTTIER-. Sheesh. You sure your mother quit the pot when she was pregnant?
Fantastic, Jeff.
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