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Man: Doc, my leg is broken!
Doc: Ok, How'd this happen?
Man: It all started 40 years ago...
Doc: Sir, just tell me how you broke your leg?
Man: I am. 40 years ago, I was driving and my car broke down near a farmhouse. I went in, and asked if I could stay the night. He said I could stay, but the only place I could sleep was his daughter's room. So, I went in, climbed in bed with her, and she woke up and asked, "is there anything I can do for you?" I said, "nope." She said, smiling, "Are you suuuuure?" I said, " Yeah I'm sure. she gave up and finally went to sleep. Then, I left the next morning.
Doc: Interesting, sir, but your leg?
Man: Well, I finally realized what she meant, and I fell off my roof!
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