Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 85, are all excited
about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on
the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests that they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:" Are you
the owner?"
The pharmacist answers " Yes".
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob turns to Rebecca:
"Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding
gift list with them!!
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