Hi Say hello to my AIM bot PenguinSmarty

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Robot AIM Buddy penguinsmarty

penguinsmarty was created with the purpose of keep you entertained. It can make you look busy at work.

Here are some of the cool things you can do with penguinsmarty

when you contact the robot type the word guide and you will get this menu.

PenguinSmarty Menu

jack Get a random Deep Thought
jokes Get a random joke
quote Get a random quote
stocks e.g, stocks msft to get current stock info
weather e.g weather 90210 to get weather in your area
find e.g find "The X Files" quick URL searches
local e.g local "Singas Pizza 11432" local searches
magicball Ask the Magic 8 Ball a question
chuck Get a Random Chuck Norris Fact
isay e.g isay "Type your message here" leave a message
theysay Random Thoughts of Internet Users
haxor e.g haxor "Type your message" translate to hacking slang
nycdating Our new exciting dating feature check it out

Note: for searches stick your search between ""
feedback imrobotmaker@yahoo.com

Stocks:

Ok so say you want to get the most current stock price for msft ( microsoft ) enter

stocks msft > then press enter

You will get a cool response

Most Current Information about msft
MORE ON MSFT
Last Trade: 28.79
Prev Close: 28.78
1y Target Est: 33.38
Day's Range: 28.59 - 28.96
52wk Range: 21.46 - 31.48
Volume: 34,244,929
* (Strong Buy) 1.0 - 5.0 (Strong Sell)

Weather:

If you want to get the weather in your area type

weather 1004 > You can change the zipcode for your area, then press enter.

WEATHER
New York, NY
Tue: 66 / 49
Scattered Showers
Wed: 65 / 51
Mostly Cloudy
Thu: 59 / 57
Showers
Fri: 61 / 50
Partly Cloudy
Sat: 68 / 53
Sunny (Clear at night)

Jokes:

to get a cool random joke just type

jokes < then press enter ( there are some adult jokes so keep that in mind )


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married
me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly," I'd have married you no
mater WHO left you a fortune!"

Deep Thoughts:

Type the word jack to get a random Deep Thought.

jack < Then press enter

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Magic 8 Ball:

type magicball and then your question.

magicball will I get the job i applied for?

Don't count on it.

Chuck Norris Facts:

Type the word chuck to get a random Chuck Norris fact. These are random, and these are adult in nature so keep that in mind.

Chuck Norris submitted a petetion of 10,000 signatures to McDonalds demanding they bring back "The McRib" sandwich. McDonalds brought it back until they realized every signature was in Norris' handwriting.

Haxor:

If you want to translate a message into hacker haxor code do the following.

Type the word haxor and enclose your message between " ". Example

haxor "This message will be translated toi Haxor code" > then press enter

TH1Z M3Zz4G3 w1LL B3 7r4nZl473D 701 H4x0r C0d3

Leave funny messages for others to read:

To Read a message:

Type the word theysay and you will get a random message left by other internet users.

theysay > press enter.

Make Like a Bull and Charge

theysay > press enter

The apprentice sucks and so does Donald Trump

To Leave a message:

Type the word isay and then type your message between " " example

isay "This is your message here" < then press enter

isay "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine" < then press enter

Your message will be saved so other people can read it. You can leave as many messages as you want. Please keep in mind that there is no control on what people leave there but we will try to filter it.

Searching the internet from PenguinSmarty:

PenguinSmarty allows you to run efficient internet searches online.

type find and your search term in between " " example

find "How to fix a scratched CD" < then press enter


1. hxxp://lifehacker.com/software/cds/macgyver-tip-fix-scratched-cds-with-toothpaste-155741.php
2. hxxp://www.wikihow.com/Fix-a-Scratched-CD
3. hxxp://www.g4tv.com/screensavers/features/37127/How_to_Remove_CD_Scratches.html
4. hxxp://www.ehow.com/how_892_repair-scratched-cds.html
5. hxxp://www.hardwaresecrets.com/article/77
6. hxxp://forums.gamewinners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=261076
7. hxxp://www.howtodothings.com/electronics/a3392-how-to-repair-a-scratched-cd.html
8. hxxp://www.tutorials.com/08/0836/0836.asp
9. hxxp://www.cddoctor.com/
10. hxxp://diy.netscape.com/story/2006/08/03/how-to-fix-a-scratched-cd/


very cool indeed.

another example.

find "Global Warming"

1. hxxp://news.google.com/news?q=Global+Warming&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&output=xhtml&hl=en&sa=X&oi=news&ct=title
2. hxxp://wap.itn.co.uk/world_39d3280430f33bc68c6372d87f4a475c.html
3. hxxp://www.smh.com.au/handheld/articles/2007/04/24/1177180648689.html
4. hxxp://news.google.com/news?output=xhtml&hl=en&sa=X&oi=news&ct=promo
5. hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming
6. hxxp://www.epa.gov/climatechange/
7. hxxp://www.globalwarming.org/
8. hxxp://www.climatehotmap.org/
9. hxxp://yosemite.epa.gov/oar/globalwarming.nsf/content/index.html
10. hxxp://www.climatecrisis.net/

Very cool, and the last example.

find "Albert Einstein relativity"


1. hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_relativity
2. hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_relativity
3. hxxp://www.bartleby.com/173/
4. hxxp://www2.slac.stanford.edu/vvc/theory/relativity.html
5. hxxp://archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu/Cyberia/NumRel/GenRelativity.html
6. hxxp://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/txt/al.html
7. hxxp://www.allaboutscience.org/theory-of-relativity.htm
8. hxxp://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/einstein/relativity/
9. hxxp://www-groups.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~history/HistTopics/General_relativity.html
10. hxxp://csep10.phys.utk.edu/astr161/lect/history/einstein.html

My Final Message

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[Meenretareold]

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