RIAA Sues Mirror Manufacturers

[Lurking_Biohazard]

http://bbspot.com/News/2000/8/riaa_mirror.html

Thanks to Shifter for "finding" the site!

[darkc0ne]

OH GOD!!!! It said they would try to take away tin foil!!I need my tin foil! its shiney...and makes the must fun shapes when you take it in the sun..

*gets tin foil then wanders off into the day chasing light*

[shifter]

quote:Calling them promoters of soul stealing the RIAA filed suit today against the mirror manufacturing industry seeking damages of more than $12 billion. "These soul pirates must be stopped," said RIAA President and CEO Hilary Rosen, "The only purpose of their product is to steal the soul of our musicians, only the RIAA has that right."...

...Artists such as Michael Bolton and Celine Dion aren't as worried, saying they have been producing music without a soul for years now.

Satire at its finest.

[rhiannon]

quote:OH GOD!!!! It said they would try to take away tin foil!!I need my tin foil! its shiney...and makes the must fun shapes when you take it in the sun..

I know, I know. and if you wear it on your head like a cone THEY cant read your thoughts. I also wear tinfoil pants so the CIA cant sterilize me.
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