I want Mp3 Player!!

[PinoyZero]

Hi.. if anyone here is willing to send me an Mp3 player please send me an email to me at <snip> I would thank you very much!! I have tried FreeIpods.com but it doesn't work for me... So please please please!!!

(I AM DESPERATE FOR AN MP3 PLAYER)

EDIT: Email removed. Bad form chap. Personal contact is wrong. Don't make me say it again.

[shifter]

Shifter's 10 Steps to getting your very own MP3 Player
(Guaranteed to get your mp3 player faster than any freepod.com crap)

Step 1: Apply at McDonalds (or any business that looks desperate enough to hire your sorry ass)

Step 2: Get hired

Step 3: Work at crappy job

Step 4: Get paid

Step 5: Cash Cheque

Step 6: Bring that cash to local mp3 player retail store. (don't get distracted by that guy who tries to sell weed to kids. Remember drugs = bad, MP3 player = good)

Step 7: Buy the damn mp3 player already!

Step 8: Quit job

Step 9: Fill up that player with some kickin tunes (all obtained legally of course....heh)

Step 10: Be the envy of your friends and rock out anytime anywhere with that badass mp3 player.