Practical Jokes anyone???...hehehe

[detn8r]

How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!

--chewy

~It'S a CaNaDiAn ThInG eH!!~

[shearheaven]

I thought you guys might appreciate it. Even the married ones.
>
>A new Husband Shopping Center opened where a woman could go to
>choose from among many men for her husband. It was laid out in five floors,
>
>with
>the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
>
>
>The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor, you must
>choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go
>back down except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the
>place to find a man as a prospective husband.
>
>
>First floor, the door had a sign saying : "These men have jobs and love
>kids." The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not
>having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up." So up
>they go.
>
>
>Second floor says : "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
>are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's
>further up?
>
>
>Third floor : "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
>looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women.
>Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they go.
>
>
>Fourth floor : "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
>good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
>"Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!"
>say the women.
>
>
>So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This floor
>is
>just to
>prove that women are impossible to please."
>

hehehehahaha...Ahem...sorry...<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

shearheaven

[Mr. Diablos]

I told my friend there was something on his shirt, and when he looked down, I flicked his nose.

I don't play practical jokes.

_____________________

"I'm certain it's far beyond your comprehension. Why don't you just go fly a kite?"

-Prima Doll, Threads of Fate

[Xteria864]

bboooooo old! <img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>

[b]¤.·´¯`·.,,.·´¯`·.¤®©¤
Philly Sixers![b]