Practical Jokes anyone???...hehehe

[shearheaven]

What is the funniest practical joke that you have played on someone or even better...that has been played on you...lol At school or the work place please share with us...we all need a laugh or two...hehehe...Just keep it clean...lol...

shearheaven

[rustedtight]

Convincing a workmate that spaghetti prices would soon rise as the Italian spaghetti vines were being attacked by the nasty spaghetti thread worms.
Always buy in season, its cheaper.

<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>rustedtight

[shearheaven]

Oh god...LOL...Reminds me of a date I had many years ago...I had this guy over my apartment for spaghetti dinner. He was pure Italian, so I thought I would be cute...lol...To test the spagetti to see if it was done I flung one on my wall to see if it would stick...He looked at me like I was a sicko...LOL...Hey I was just playin...and it does test it well...anywho...he never asked me out again...That was okay...didn't have a sense of humor anyway...LOL<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

shearheaven

[Zlink123]

I used to know someone who threw their spaghetti at the wall to see if it was finished, then when it was, they would take a can of spray paint and paint over it so that you could see where it stuck...their whole kitchen was covered in sray paint. They were some pretty weird people. they did a ton of other things like that to.

-Zlink123
Dog mans best friend??? I think
not...Computer, mans best friend.

[Anna]

Abstract Dining... <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

Windaphoner
Anna Wojtowicz
Vous êtes seulement jaloux parce que les écureuils sur les étiquettes de pot de beurre d'arachide parlent avec moi...

[Jeff]

A friend of mine was the victim of a pratical joke. He had taken his car to Pep Boys for some minor repair work. After driving it home, a friend of his (who knew the car had been in the shop), called him:

"Hello, this is Joe Martinez. I'm the manager of the repair shop at Pep Boys. Did you bring a 1982 Jeep Cherokee in here earlier today?"

"Umm... Yes, why?"

"You haven't had any problems with it, have you?"

"No...."

"Thank God. It's very important that you not drive the car! I was going over the computer analysis and found something that could be very, very serious..."

"What??!!"


...you get the picture. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> He was sweating for quite a while. The REAL manager was so confused when he called... <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

Jeff Hester aka "Mister BigBlueBall.com"

[shearheaven]

Hehehe...




THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Hahahaha...

shearheaven<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Edited by - shearheaven on 06/11/2002 11:42:06

[Anna]

"Occ-Occ-Occifer! I-I swear to drunk I-I'm not god!!"

Windaphoner
Anna Wojtowicz
ania@mb.sympatico.ca

[rustedtight]

"Dont look me that give, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

bustedright <img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle>

[roadrageous_chick]

"I'm as jober as a sudge!" <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>