2 many jokes to share so Im puttin' em all in here

[detn8r]

How many of you have applied for a job at Mc. Donalds? Well check out this form...It has a funny ending..
NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's
available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying
here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael
Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible make an offer
and
we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens
and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It stunk.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a
more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be
here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would
be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may
already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the
Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the
greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing
that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST
OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
And the funny this is... they hired him!!




Edited by - chewybear2001ca on 06/29/2002 14:43:48

[mesuper]

Image deleted by Jeff - Do NOT post anything that might be considered obscene!

[detn8r]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.......
Ok let me say, if were going to add anything here... please keep it clean!!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

Graham -- Chewy
[size=1]You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

[Anna]

That's not a genuine McDonald's application form....

I should know... *cough*cough*cough*

So therefore nobody got hired, even with dumb replies like those. McDonald's is very tight when hiring beleive it or not....

But then again there's always TacoTime who are loose as a lost dog....

Windaphoner
RECENT DISCOVERY: Wow! I'm nekkid underneath my clothes!

[detn8r]

teeheehee, maybe I should write to the editor of the web site that I found this from, and put them in position!!! LOL

haha Windy, we always depend on you to figure these things out!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

http://www.arcisoft.com:99/yahoo/chewybear2001ca

[Mr. Diablos]

Man: Doc, my leg is broken!
Doc: Ok, How'd this happen?
Man: It all started 40 years ago...
Doc: Sir, just tell me how you broke your leg?
Man: I am. 40 years ago, I was driving and my car broke down near a farmhouse. I went in, and asked if I could stay the night. He said I could stay, but the only place I could sleep was his daughter's room. So, I went in, climbed in bed with her, and she woke up and asked, "is there anything I can do for you?" I said, "nope." She said, smiling, "Are you suuuuure?" I said, " Yeah I'm sure. she gave up and finally went to sleep. Then, I left the next morning.
Doc: Interesting, sir, but your leg?
Man: Well, I finally realized what she meant, and I fell off my roof!

_____________________

" You'd be such a hottie, if only you kept your mouth shut! "

- Kou Leifoh, The Bouncer

[Xteria864]

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Philly Sixers!

[zarg01]

thats a pretty funny joke

quote: Man: Doc, my leg is broken!
Doc: Ok, How'd this happen?
Man: It all started 40 years ago...
Doc: Sir, just tell me how you broke your leg?
Man: I am. 40 years ago, I was driving and my car broke down near a farmhouse. I went in, and asked if I could stay the night. He said I could stay, but the only place I could sleep was his daughter's room. So, I went in, climbed in bed with her, and she woke up and asked, "is there anything I can do for you?" I said, "nope." She said, smiling, "Are you suuuuure?" I said, " Yeah I'm sure. she gave up and finally went to sleep. Then, I left the next morning.
Doc: Interesting, sir, but your leg?
Man: Well, I finally realized what she meant, and I fell off my roof!

_____________________

[zarg01]

quote: How many of you have applied for a job at Mc. Donalds? Well check out this form...It has a funny ending..

detn8r can u plz tell me where teh funny endng s i have seen hundreds of these
some of thing application for eth jerry springer show etc.

[rustedtight]

Zarg01,
Next time, please use the edit button instead of posting an extra post so soon after the previous post.<img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>


rustedtight