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Old 03-08-2005, 12:57 AM
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Top 10 things moms would never say!
Top 10 things moms would never dare to say!!!

10. How on Earth can you see the TV sitting so far back? <Sure! I am movin forward>

9. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too. <Awesome.. Here comes inspiration!>

8. Let me smell that shirt; don't worry, it's good for another week.

7. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
6. That outfit isn't sexy enough. Here, make your pants tighter.

5. Why don't you hitchhike? It would be a lot cheaper.

4. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

3. Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. <Man, I love this one >

2. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs? <Sweeeeet!!!!>

1. Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure out if you're in trouble. <Wow.>
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Old 03-08-2005, 03:29 AM
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4. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
obviously i'll never be a mom, but when i'm a dad, that's one rule i'm actually gonna have. curfew is suggested, but dont worry if you're a little late... although "a little" is defined by me. four hours after curfew is not "a little" late.

man i'm gonna be a cool dad. if i ever get around to, you know, getting a girl/wife
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Old 03-08-2005, 06:07 AM
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Haha, they are great.

As a mum i would never say those things to my children, but since i'm still youngish i can remember a time when i wish my mum said them to me.
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Old 03-08-2005, 10:01 AM
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loved them all! great find hehe

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Old 03-08-2005, 06:04 PM
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When I become a dad I will probably make the clean room one a real rule too. I think it is rather pointless to have your room "spotless" every second of every day. And I find that when I actually put stuff where it is supposed to go, I can never find it again...
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Old 03-27-2005, 04:47 PM
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4. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
Top one!

Cool post cheers!
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I love it! Messy bedroom makes rest of the house look better! I feel a little better about myself already.
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