Husband Superstore!

[sarahtowny]

Umm my work emails have been busy this morning!! But I thought this was really funny ....

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. "

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! "


So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs. "

haha

[Aqeel]

hahahah so... funny and true

[Dr Kimble]

Heh, that's a good one Sarah. Heck, I would have stopped at the first floor, those poor guys probably never get any lovin'

[DrBroccoli]

Wow, kinda brutal don't you think? Other than the fact it has a strong case of assualt behind it, it's rather funny!

[AwesomeSauce]

I really did LOL when I read this one. Thanks for sharing!

[gossipingrae]

yeah the 4th floor would have been my choice too, if i coudl go back down. the kids thing doesnt bother me though. if there were no kids, i'd be fine with that.

[neo_ny_23]

*Wonders which floor will he fit in* (tapping chin and thinking)... May be 4th floor.

[sarahtowny]

Originally Posted by neo_ny_23

*Wonders which floor will he fit in* (tapping chin and thinking)... May be 4th floor.

No the basement hun haha, just kiddddddddingggggg whooosh me off! hahe :0)